After lighting a Christmas tree the city found on the side of Interstate 40, citizens were shocked to hear gun fire from afar, that happened to be a Christmas fireworks display.
The first of an annual event was not advertised well leading citizens at home to believe the city was being invaded by the long-feared Casino Mafia.
The city canceled this year's parade due to Rona lurking around the street corners and opted to light a tree and have a ceremony instead. Officials stated, ”If we light up downtown bright enough and make a lot of noise, Covid won't come near.”
The fireworks were reported to be heard as far away as pelsor and were seen as far away as.... well just the 100 block of North Main Street.
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