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BIRDS FLY SOUTH FOR WINTER

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You have questions; we have answers. Russellville locals are wondering where the Bird Scooters have disappeared to, so we decided to do some investigating. Bird expert, Dr. Spaceman, told us that the birds had flown south for the winter, Boca Florida to be exact, as they usually do in areas of cold winter climate. When asked if and when they would return, he could not give a clear answer, saying, "The birds may choose to come back, although they may flock back to a city nearby out of confusion or even because they don't like the city." As of this moment, it is still up in the air if the birds will return to their rightful home of Russellville and Arkansas Tech. The birds are expected to be back in the area within the next few months.


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