With warmer temperatures moving in, some of us like to turn off the AC, open our windows, throw the kids in their cages with a tablet, and sit outside and enjoy the beautiful weather. Unfortunately, our nice evenings and weekends out may be interrupted; not just by Monan's, but other religious cultures that want to force their religious propaganda upon our peaceful abodes with their door-to-door campaigns. Here are some preventative measures you can take to keep these groups off your property.
1. Hang a sign on your door that states solicitations are not welcome.
2. Decorate your yard with crosses. Some religious groups will view this as a sign that you are well in your faith, but some may feel invited to speak with you.
3. Hide.
4. Tell them that you have the bubonic plague and can't have contact with anyone.
5. In a last-ditch effort, if none of the above work...
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