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RADIOACTIVE BASS FOUND IN OPPELO

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Divers doing maintenance at the Oppelo dam have discovered what appears to be a glowing, radioactive bass swimming in the Arkansas River. Driver Rick told Nuclear Nation News that he noticed a greenish glow in the distance. He said, "I thought it might have been a glow stick from one of those college raves, the closer it got, the brighter it got and the more it looked like a fish." Local officials believe that the fish made its way out of Lake Dardanelle through either the lock canal or floodgates, but there is no telling how long he has been swimming towards Morrilton.

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